Top 5 Answers to the question, 'Why did the Chicken cross the road?'
YOUR GRANDFATHER "In my day, we didn't ask about the chicken....someone told us the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us!"
DR MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr "I have a dream.... that one day all chickens will be able to cross the road without their motives being questioned"
BILL GATES "I have just produced Microsoft eChicken2003, which will not only cross the road, but will lay eggs, plan your schedule for you and balance your bank book!"
DR SEUSS "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!"
CAPTAIN KIRK "to boldly go where no chicken has gone before"